The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered, I’m delighted to report, is still incredibly stupid. How stupid? This stupid. I first noticed its stupidity in the starting dungeon, where one of the emperor’s guards got shunted around floatily trying to contend with a jug I’d placed in his path. It might be even stupider than the original RPG, because it all looks so modern that its mush brain is thrown into sharp contrast.