Before you jeer at my beautiful baby boy the Tantus Tsunami, know that he has an Impact rating and a Stiffness of 3 stars. If somebody belts you with the Tantus Tsunami, you’re going down like a sack of potatoes. The trade-off is that he has a balance rating of 22%. Best not wave him over your head, or you might glitch out. Also, that’s not a smiley face, it’s a deathshead. Ah, many are those who have trembled in the glare of the Tantus Tsunami (don’t google it).